this is the final day of our telemarketing sales training. we spent the morning running practice sales leads into the computers and listening in on calls as they take place on the sales floor.

this is the desktop wallpaper of the computer that i was assigned to practice at. it’s a screen grab of alec baldwin from the film glengary, glengross. i’m pretty sure it was placed there unironically.

after we finished today’s lesson we were told to go home and practice for tomorrow’s “audition.”

tomorrow morning we have to come in and each, one at a time, make a sales call to our boss on the other line and sell him a product per our sales scripts and the lead info were are to receive. if we don’t pass the test we don’t get the job.

here are some more videos i made today to pass the time while listening in on calls that made my stomach hurt for both people on either end of the conversation.

here’s to hoping that i either do or don’t completely fuck up tomorrow’s test. either way my life is going to totally suck for the next month or more.